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We asked our backstage dancers to ask Talulah a question, here’s the result

What made you want to become a ‘girl’ dancer when you had been dancing as a boy?

There had been rumours for a long time lets just say, about me becoming a Funny Girls Follie all of which are true

What do you think is the best feature of Talulah?

My long long Parisian Showgirl legs

Do you think you make a better dancer as a boy or a girl ?

I think Talulah was dying to be borne don’t you ? She quite the fierce sassy one

Who are some of your female inspirations? And which of them would you like to a duet with on the Funny Girls stage?

Oh gosh ! Nomi Malone and Crystal Connors who are fictional characters from the 90’s film Showgirls. This film changed my life, and I would love to do a dancing duet with Donna McKenzie from the original show of Chorus Line, to the number ‘Music and the mirror’. This lady rocks, but I don’t think it will happen as she is 80 now

Have you ever, or would you ever, fake an orgasm?

No, I am hardcore and I never do half of a job anyway – that’s in everything !!

Would you ever get breast implants? and if so what size? who do you think has good boobs?

With these legs no, I would drive Andrea crazy backstage ! but Katie Price has a lovely pair

Team Amber or team Jade?

Mmmmm, a tough cookie this one. I wonder why Miss Amber gave me a present today, and Jade helped me with my makeup ! Well, if you really want to know, send me a gin and tonic backstage with a pink straw and I’ll whisper ever so softly the answer, otherwise one of them will sit on me and beat me up. One thing for sure, both on team Talulah but no-ones on team Hope !!

What is your top make-up tip of secret?

Glitter Glitter Glitter

When you dream at night, do you dream as a boy or girl?

I dream I am the Queen, does that answer your question?

Does Beyonces song “If I were a boy . . . “ apply to you?

Who the hell is asking these questions ? It’s not remotely interesting and I refuse to answer – being the Diva that I am

Do you feel you ‘change’ once Talulah gets her make up on ?

Well when your sparkling this much, wouldn’t you darling?

I’ve heard a rumour that you are going to be the lead at Christmas?

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